Allright...so...I've been blogging for over 2 years, and have been met with minimal success in terms of readership/comments/etc. However...i've been met with MAXIMUM success in regards to pure enjoyment of my soul, and friends willing to serve my literary ego. I'm enjoy it.
I was reading back over some old posts and comments today, having a good chuckle. I was particularly proud (humbly proud, of course) of my heightened level of snark on the day I posted about the great bird/cat conspiracy. I'm telling you...God stepped into my life that day and granted me some serious snark. I continue to thank Him for it, for it is my life's ambition to be considered funny by other humans (toddlers don't count). That sounded a lot less pathetic in my head.
As I was re-reading my comments (self-validation okay? what of it?) I saw this one that I hadn't seen before:
Oh Lord. Ohhhhhh Lord Almighty did I laugh and laugh and laugh. It reminded me of the great #FAIL of the internet-age: Tone.
SENSE THE TONE, PEOPLE.
I've totally been admonished by an anonymous commenter...my faith in question...as well as my parenting skills. THE TRIFECTA! Really...this person managed to hit all the main points of a judgemental comment IN ONE. I'm wholly impressed. Really.
I feel like i'm a legitimate blogger now. My brush with inane (anonymous) stupidity has elevated this little home-grown blog to epic proportions.
I've arrived.
3 comments:
Ah, they truly DO make the world go round. That's hilarious.
Hi-larious! The trifecta indeed! I can't imagine how anyone couldn't have sensed the tone!
Ouch! And you gotta love that its anonymous too. Its like, if you're gonna be holier-than-thou, have the b#lls to take credit for your comments. You have made it, girl! welcome to the world of psychos ;)
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